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: Non-Oddworld Gaming 04-03-2007, 09:30 AM
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Why can't they just make a Laura Croft porno and...

Why can't they just make a Laura Croft porno and get it over with? The games are shit.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 04-03-2007, 09:29 AM
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Goddamn you, WoW and your proselytising ways....

Goddamn you, WoW and your proselytising ways. Thanks a lot for making it damn near impossible to get in a group that isn't Dungeons and Dragons or Call of Cthulhu. Go suck bullfrogs through straws,...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 04-03-2007, 09:25 AM
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Judith, thats a nice name. Yay to one of the...

Judith, thats a nice name.
Yay to one of the new good posters being able to smoke.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 09:23 AM
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I think I have 8 or 9. I haven't been to the...

I think I have 8 or 9. I haven't been to the dentist in a long time though, probably should get a check up and a cleaning.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:31 AM
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Firefox RULES!!!!!!!11111111eleventyone

I just got rid of IE 7 for Firefox. I love the tab feature, Firefox is so much faster, and prettier, erasing stuff from the history is a breeze and the spell checker makes me warm and toasty inside....
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:29 AM
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What, I thought Castles and Crusades was only in...

What, I thought Castles and Crusades was only in its second edition?:fuzgrin:
Okay, the last-last book read for school
The Jungle. Absoeffin'lutely rocks all over the place. And its free on the...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:27 AM
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A tradition spanning back over 80 years and the...

A tradition spanning back over 80 years and the fact the he has done it 4 other times?
Yeah, this is by no means the crime of the century but it is still a dick move.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:26 AM
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Ghosts are for the simple-minded. No evidence for...

Ghosts are for the simple-minded. No evidence for it and its just totally absurd. But wouldn't it rock to be a ghost? Get to have great incubus-style sex with people, haunt people who deserve it,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:23 AM
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Excuse me, but did someone type Freddie Cougar? ...

Excuse me, but did someone type Freddie Cougar?
Its Krueger, get it right or pay the price!
Freddie Cougar sounds like a tomboy chick in her late 30s cruising for a stud in a restaurant-bar.
Man,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:19 AM
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Hmm, do you think that in say 9 or 10 years she...

Hmm, do you think that in say 9 or 10 years she could be a plus-sized model?
Damn, I am a chauvinist who objectifies 9 year old girls. Please only throw fresh tomatos at me, though I deserve spoiled...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:16 AM
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The Last Book You Read

Booker T. Washington's Up From Slavery was mine for a history class. Pretty damn good book.
Don't buy it, look it up on the internet as it is open source.
The last book I read for pleasure was...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:10 AM
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Even if you don't like what My Sweet Lord stands...

Even if you don't like what My Sweet Lord stands for(I think its just a bitching statue made by a Catholic guy who wanted to show his chops by working in a very funky medium) you've got to give it up...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:06 AM
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So, anybody else looking forward to Rush's new...

So, anybody else looking forward to Rush's new album Snakes and Arrows? I know I am.
Oh, and Neil Peart and Glenn Danzig are in the new ATHF movie.
"I want the walls to bleed black blood!"
You go...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:03 AM
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Bush is a pussy

He missed his second straight Baseball opening day. He says he was too busy but Opening Day is scheduled months ahead of time and all he did was two brief meetings yesterday. Busy my ass. He just...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2007, 07:00 AM
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Chinese food is t3h h4w7n3$$

I've always wondered if Britain has all-you-can-eat Chinese restaurants. Aren't they great?
My favorite all you can eat Chinese restaurant is about a mile off campus, Hong Kong Buffet. Coconut...
: Off-Topic Discussion 03-27-2007, 06:03 AM
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I'm gone for two months and there aren't even 10...

I'm gone for two months and there aren't even 10 new threads made. Sweet god this place has fallen on hard times!
: Off-Topic Discussion 03-05-2007, 01:41 PM
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Shout out to Jedi Mind Tricks, good rap band. ...

Shout out to Jedi Mind Tricks, good rap band.
The whole Army of Pharoahs crew is pretty damn good, come to think of it.
: Off-Topic Discussion 03-05-2007, 01:32 PM
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I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd...

I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd recommend awarding full custody to someone like Kevin Federline but...
I recommend full custody be awarded to Kevin Federline.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-18-2007, 02:45 PM
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The toboggan story reminded me of Suislide, a...

The toboggan story reminded me of Suislide, a retardedly inflatable snowcoaster run at Uncle Tommys. My two brothers and I went down it, we all had the biggest ****ing black eyes of our lives after...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-15-2007, 11:45 AM
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I bought myself some lube and donuts. Pretty much...

I bought myself some lube and donuts. Pretty much the average Wednesday evening, now that I think about it.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-13-2007, 07:13 AM
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When I get sick... Dayquil/Nyquil. Embrace the...

When I get sick...
Dayquil/Nyquil. Embrace the Q.
Eat more food. And not just soups and stews, either. Its important to eat more food. Go to bed real early, a good rule of thumb is two more hours...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-12-2007, 09:33 AM
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Hello, they're called rappers. Hey, Slayer won...

Hello, they're called rappers.
Hey, Slayer won a Grammy last night. Pretty kickass. Motorhead won a Grammy last year. Holy shit, maybe they'll start picking older metal bands and give them a Grammy...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-09-2007, 12:42 PM
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Whats TGF?

Whats TGF?
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-05-2007, 08:30 AM
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Take this job,

turn it sideways, and stick it straight up you CANDY ASS!
I've already applied to 5 spots, applying all week long until I get something.
Man, I was the lowest paid guy there at 7 bucks an hour. The...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-05-2007, 08:25 AM
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Purr-ple Rain...Purr-ple Rain! I can't wait to...

Purr-ple Rain...Purr-ple Rain!
I can't wait to tell my shithead coworker that Prince not only pulls better snatch than Grossman, he passes the ball better too.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-05-2007, 07:05 AM
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That was the sloppiest goddamn Super Bowl I'd...

That was the sloppiest goddamn Super Bowl I'd ever seen, and for good reason...It was historically sloppy.
6 fumbles, 4 lost, 3 interceptions, 2 botched special teams snap, a kickoff return for a...
: Necrum Burial Grounds 02-03-2007, 06:12 PM
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http://www.tamadrum.co.jp/world/artists/product_re...

http://www.tamadrum.co.jp/world/artists/product_review/images/paul.jpg
Shirtless Bostaph for great justice.
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-03-2007, 06:08 PM
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Dude, I'm a 6 year poster and member of the 2000...

Dude, I'm a 6 year poster and member of the 2000 plus post club with a huge Dungeons and Dragons collection and you didn't even mention my name once?
I won't pretend to not be hurt, but other than...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-31-2007, 04:48 AM
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I only work for about 25 to 30 hours a week at a...

I only work for about 25 to 30 hours a week at a job a hair better than Wisconsin's shitty minimum wage and I get a few hundred every year. Its pretty nice. I'm only 19, though.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-30-2007, 06:24 AM
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Man, that was pretty stupid

This is the thread for stupid things you have done. Confession is good for the soul.
I just did a very stupid thing about two hours ago. A friend of mine who was a wrestler said that to make weight...

 





 
 
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