Damn it, Britney!

looney-bin · #1 03-04-2007, 06:59 AM

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...showbiz1.shtml
Yup. She was screaming "I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!", and tried to hang herself. Sadly, she didn't succeed.

Arxryl · #2 03-04-2007, 08:33 AM

Why do famous people act stupid? Why?! Are they past the need for intelligence?

Munch's Master · #3 03-04-2007, 09:17 AM

They do it for attention. The minute a big celebrity goes out of the limelight, they do whatever possible to get some press and fame again.
Mind you, she is kind of depressed, what with the so-called 'rapper' whitetrash Kevin Federline refusing to give her custody of their kids. Mind you, I'm not sure she'd be any better a parent than him.

OddjobAbe · #4 03-04-2007, 10:23 AM

I agree with MM, they do it for attention. I myself would never want to be a celebrity, but this thread ain't about me, so I won't talk about me. I wish that the ignorant cow had succeeded in hanging herself.

snuzi · #5 03-04-2007, 11:27 AM

The definitely do. Britney just doesn't like being out of the spotlight, and will do anything to be noticed. I mean, why do you think she shaved her head right after Anna Nicole died? She was desperate for attention.

She's just pathetic.

Havoc · #6 03-04-2007, 03:34 PM

Well... at least she's anti christ...

used:) · #7 03-04-2007, 03:36 PM

Sigh, whatever happened to the teenage Brittany that was mildly nice?

snuzi · #8 03-04-2007, 03:55 PM

Hollywood ruined her. Like it ruins most people who make it there.

Leto · #9 03-04-2007, 08:41 PM

Was an immature little hog. "Omgomglol Im liek havin a brekdwn nd i shaev mah heed". Cant she just die like Anna Nicole Smith?

snuzi · #10 03-04-2007, 10:22 PM

At this rate, she just might. She's just a complete mess of a person.

***Nate*** · #11 03-04-2007, 10:31 PM

I reckon she's faking it for a publicity stunt to get some sympathy. Just like that time she supposedly got drunk in Vegas and married a friend but it was revealed later that they'd signed a prenup several days earlier agreeing in advance to get it dissolved.

Jordan · #12 03-04-2007, 10:35 PM

I think she's just an immature freak. Why would someone want to shave their head for no particular reason? It was pretty funny in my German class. My stupid teacher forgot that Britney had shaved her head, and he put her in an opinion phrase. People were calling her bald freak all the time it was hilarious!

***Nate*** · #13 03-04-2007, 10:37 PM

It's not an uncommon thing for someone experiencing depression or some sort of mental trauma to cut their hair. Particularly if they have issues with self-image.

***Alcar*** · #14 03-05-2007, 06:05 AM

I absolutely adore her. Cutting her hair and acting like she has over the past two weeks has only made me fall in love with her even more.

Alcar...

OddjobAbe · #15 03-05-2007, 06:41 AM

Alcar... snap out of it! You were turned on by an ignorant pig who shaved all her hair off? Have you had a sudden spurt of hormones or something?
However, I believe that people are entitled to their opinion, so I'll try not to despise you.
I'd be scared of somebody who shaved all their hair off. I seriously think that Britney has a mental disability, probably trisomy 21 (down syndrome) which is caused by an extra 21st chromosone, hence the name trisomy 21.

***Alcar*** · #16 03-05-2007, 08:08 AM

I just think she's marvelous. I love the abnormal. I spent the weekend with a transvestite I met in the park. Bundles of fun.

I envy Britney's complete and utter lack of vanity. If only I could bring myself to do what she's done, even just for a joke. I'll be buying whatever the hell she releases in the future, even if this was a stunt.

Alcar...

looney-bin · #17 03-05-2007, 09:37 AM

She lacks vanity because she lacks the brain capasity to have it ...

Either way, I won't judge your opinion.

OddjobAbe · #18 03-05-2007, 09:43 AM

Either that, or she has too many chromosones. Or probably both!
Anyway, I'm not going to complain about Alcar's opinions. Each to their own, I say.

Jordan · #19 03-05-2007, 12:58 PM

Alcar, is your account being hacked?

Nah, I won't disagree, it's your opinion.

Statikk HDM · #20 03-05-2007, 01:32 PM

I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd recommend awarding full custody to someone like Kevin Federline but...
I recommend full custody be awarded to Kevin Federline.

Cullen Heath · #21 03-05-2007, 08:33 PM

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I spent the weekend with a transvestite I met in the park.

Alcar...

Oh god, that's going in my signature.

Leto · #22 03-05-2007, 08:35 PM

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I just think she's marvelous. I love the abnormal. I spent the weekend with a transvestite I met in the park. Bundles of fun.

You lucky bastard. Havent seen me one of them in gotta be... 6 months. I've had such a lack of transvestitism, and I personally put the blame on Gabe.

***Nate*** · #23 03-06-2007, 01:18 AM

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You lucky bastard. Havent seen me one of them in gotta be... 6 months. I've had such a lack of transvestitism, and I personally put the blame on Gabe.

Perhaps your local transvestites are just becoming really good at it?

***Alcar*** · #24 03-06-2007, 05:52 AM

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You lucky bastard. Havent seen me one of them in gotta be... 6 months. I've had such a lack of transvestitism, and I personally put the blame on Gabe.

It was Mardi Gra this weekend past, so that's how I met him. Granted, I ended up sleeping in Hyde Park with him and his friends until the next day. I believe I was the only one not high on drugs - but I equaled in booze (thanks be to God).

I also rang Nate when the Gay Jews float drove by, just to inform him that there was indeed a Gay Jew float in the parade. Unfortunately, our dear GMod wasn't participating.

Alcar...

Hobo · #25 03-06-2007, 10:07 AM

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I also rang Nate when the Gay Jews float drove by, just to inform him that there was indeed a Gay Jew float in the parade. Unfortunately, our dear GMod wasn't participating.

So THAT'S what the G stands for.

Gew.

Mutual Friend · #26 03-06-2007, 05:22 PM

Deary me.

Just remember how she started out. A 16 year-old exploiting the safe-perversions of men by dressing up as a school girl and whoring herself down a corridor. And to think it's all come to this.

*shakes head*

I only hope she gets better and finds happiness in her life again. And puts on a pair of damn pants, you tacky slut.

Arxryl · #27 03-06-2007, 06:21 PM

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I think she's just an immature freak. Why would someone want to shave their head for no particular reason?

I'm not sure, but I think that she shaved her head because Kevin wanted custody of the child or something and they threatened to take her to court to get a hair test done to show exactly what drugs she was on when she was pregnant so thus, she shaved her head and proved that she was still psycho.
I'm not completely into all this stuff, it's all very alienated to me so forgive me if I put some wrong info here...
Again, I don't know if this is true or not...

Leto · #28 03-06-2007, 08:35 PM

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It was Mardi Gra this weekend past, so that's how I met him. Granted, I ended up sleeping in Hyde Park with him and his friends until the next day. I believe I was the only one not high on drugs - but I equaled in booze (thanks be to God).

Sounds like quite the outing. You win!

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Perhaps your local transvestites are just becoming really good at it?

Most local transvestites are Samoan, so no. Hahaha.

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I only hope she gets better and finds happiness in her life again. And puts on a pair of damn pants, you tacky slut.

That's exactly how I feel about new Madonna.

***Nate*** · #29 03-07-2007, 12:13 AM

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It was Mardi Gra this weekend past, so that's how I met him. Granted, I ended up sleeping in Hyde Park with him and his friends until the next day. I believe I was the only one not high on drugs - but I equaled in booze (thanks be to God).

In the interests of clarity for non-Australians. Mardi Gras = big Gay Pride parade in Sydney. Not the normal sexual yet non-sexuality-based parade that it is in the rest of the world.

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I also rang Nate when the Gay Jews float drove by, just to inform him that there was indeed a Gay Jew float in the parade. Unfortunately, our dear GMod wasn't participating.

Unfortunately for Alcar, I already knew that it was happening and probably had some friends riding on the giant Barbara Streisand float. Plus, I was stuck in Melbourne celebrating my birthday.

Mutual Friend · #30 03-07-2007, 12:34 PM

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In the interests of clarity for non-Australians. Mardi Gras = big Gay Pride parade in Sydney. Not the normal sexual yet non-sexuality-based parade that it is in the rest of the world.

Ahem, excuse me, but have a gay-filled Mardi Gras, too. Why, only the other year was Cardiff Mardi Gras: http://www.cardiffmardigras.co.uk/

You ain't all that, sweetie.