After receiving a recruitment package last week, and giving it some thought, I have followed guidelines and sent my application to the military.

Why?

Well, it sounds like a lot of fun. Plus, it'll give me things I so badly need. These include fitness (I have been recently pumping dumbells for a few weeks; I've noticed a change in my physique), social skills (I mostly say nothing. And when I do, it's some smart ass remark).

As you could imagine, my dad...