Hello, my querulous friends. I have been too long away from you all. Or perhaps not long enough. I will soon find out.


My time in absentia has bent spent well, for a certain definition of "well". Cleaning mossy cars and long-forgotten recesses of my old and filthy house. Getting in people's way by mistake and design. Engaging in mighty battles with the public transport system. Attending counselling with fair-to-moderate enthusiasm. Suffering wanton abuse at the hands of a...