I got a free Bike from the Bike Store That sells Bikes and also fixes Bikes whose employees enjoy Bikes.

It's nice, though, until I decided to bring it in today to fix it to fill up the time. I turned it into a complete clusterfuck. I even wrote Clusterfuck on a plastic knife and zipped it on. Problem is, it's got a lot of new parts, so it looks like god pissed on a bunch of bicycles, and mine got the dribble at the end.