I'm Sure That Many Of You Have Encountered Fools That Type Like This (For The Slow Among You, Begin Each Word With A Fucking Capital To Screw Up Your Head). Unfortunately, That Is One Of The Several Things That Are Making Me Sad Tonight.

It took me forever to write that. I don't know how they do it. Anyway, I feel sad and a little pissed off tonight. Firstly, the reason stated above, but that isn't making me sad as such. I just read a whole damn paragraph written like that tonight,...