So WoF said I should blog more, and although I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic, I've got some free time.

My brother Elvis was visiting us here in Washington for the Holidays, so we figured we'd all go out to Seattle with our now ex-friends Nik and Alex for a good time. Here's what happened:

First of all, Alex decided she wasn't going to go because she's not 21 and didn't feel confident in the fact that she wouldn't get carded. Never mind the fact that it's...