Or so I thought.

Google "Trojan horse FakeAlert.AO," and you'll see what I have.


ADAWAAAAAAARE!

For those of you who don't know what Adaware does:

THE TROJANS HAVE BROKEN THROUGH! BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES, RETREAT, FALL BACK, TO THE KEEP! BUT WAIT! IT'S THE FIRST LIGHT OF THE FIFTH DAY! LOOK, TO THE EAST, IT'S OUR PRODUCTS! THEY'LL SAVE US, for a price...