First, I need to set the scene. Three individuals are involved: myself, my best friend from university and my best female friend from university, and it’s worth noting that we’ll all be living together next year. I’ll normally refer to each of us by pronouns from now on, considering that there’s no real opportunity for confusion. Coincidentally my male friend also comes from Nottingham, which has proved very useful for getting lifts home from university, and has also meant I’ve been able...