I got fired. Thought I'd just go ahead and cut to the chase right there. I got fired from a low-paying janitor job for being a stupid, lazy asshole and I couldn't feel like more of a piece of shit about it.

I'm not gonna try and rationalize my laziness because frankly I should have spent less time fucking around on my phone and it'd just make me look worse. So I'll blame it on the coworkers who ratted me out... nope, that doesn't work either. Fuck.

I don't know what...