The blog below may contain some sensitive material, about well...penis. I gotta ask because it's driving me nuts but I don't want to ask my parents or friends because this is an odd question...so why not ask a bunch of randomers who already think as low as possible at me if they like...anyway, I'm putting spoiler tags round this so you don't have to see it...here goes.

(please don't take the piss as well because it took me courage to ask and I don't think I could stomach coming here...