I just realised something, you guys.
All these people, this generation, the kids at school, the fat fuckers on the Jeremy Kyle show...

What makes me better than them?
Well, I have a higher level of thinking, I look down upon them and understand that they are, by definition, "not as good as me". Plus, I made music, I actually contributed something to the universe, no matter how mundane it was.

Well, that's what I thought until just a few hours ago. I was...