And no, the blog title isn't a metaphor. I really do mean this literally. This blog is about actual shit.

This needs a little back story. Twelve years ago a sizeable housing estate was built over the scrub land near our house - The housing company, Countryside Properties, also built a sewage pumping station right next to our house to service the estate, too. It's up the hill from us. You can probably see where this is going.

CUNTryside are a fucking incompetent lot...