When I was one and sucked my thumb I ran away to se-
Sorry, wrong start.

Last night I was lying in bed, being asleep (as is often the done thing) when I woke up (as is generally the way to conclude a period of sleep). At first I thought I had been woken by a dream which I will now describe.

I was reading a comic about some girls fighting zombies (no idea where that came from) but for some reason I cannot explain, I was only able to read tiny parts of the comic at...