It made me sad because if I spend too much time thinking about OWF I get sad at how many cool internet friends just slipped into the abyss. Like, what's Bullet Magnet doing right now? What scheme is he working on? Oh Bullet Magnet. You took my faith from me years ago and now I'm Buddhist, so I win in the long term.

For about three years I thought Disgruntled Intern's avatar was actually him, not Zach Galifianaisaksfksis, so when he used to tell me off for being a 14 year old on the...