The following tale includes online dating, drunk nerds, video games, and tacos. So take a seat and relax while I tell you how I spent my Saturday. This story has been pieced together by phone call and text logs, as well as others informing me of some of my actions.

ET 11:30 AM

Wake up, take a vigorous shower. I had been talking to a girl from an online dating website for a few weeks now, and was supposed to meet her up at Quakecon 2013. For the uninitiated, Quakecon...