...and periods.

So the other day I went around to a friend's house whom I haven't seen for a couple of years, I was there for three hours.

The only thing she spoke about was chocolate, periods and the Kama Sutra, oh, and how her mother has stolen her boyfriend's Chocolate Orange lube. Thanks babe but I don't give a shit.

During my visit one of her Uni friends came round uninvited and they chatted about periods, chocolate and lube (of course) completely...