Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to another public service announcement, courtesy of Splat's Productions. The topic of our discussion tonight is the top ten ways to murder a thread. You know that sometimes there are threads you just want to see crash and burn, and this blog aims to give you some ideas as to how.

10. Convince a noob to join the discussion.
This should divert everyone's attention to flaming the noob, even after the noob has been gone from the forum...