Sat there, unconciously chewing a pencil as you do when you have nothing else to do (or is it just me) After about, oh i don't know, half an hour? i looked down to realise i had been chewing and swallowing absent mindedly until the pencil was more than half gone. And i was astounded. I even chewed off the metal end holding the eraser at the top and it now lies twisted on my desk. Without even realising it.

So yeah. I have just eaten a pencil.