Mr Brennan: Alright Simon, I'm pulling you out of your co-op at the Saint Vincent De Paul because I can make up a bullshitty excuse for it along the lines of "They fired you." Even though they told you that they only let you go because I told them the semester was ending a month earlier than it actually does. You're also starting your new co-op at an electrician's that your friend Jordan will tell you is very shady and has broken some laws.

Me: Okay, I'm starting somewhere completely...