I'd like to share with you all my harrowing adventure of pain and torture, that took place last week.

I'd noticed over the past fortnight or so that the right side of my nutsack had been slightly larger than normal, but didn't particularly think anything of it until late Tuesday evening when what I thought was my testicle started to really hurt - like a dull stabbing pain. I thought it might be random blue balls so I had a wank. Only to find that my normally creamy white jizz was...