Anyone who gets the above reference gets a sammich.

Anywho, I got fired. Two days before Christmas.

Why, you ask?

Because I had some sort of super-flu and a rather nasty IRI at the same time. I had a fever of 103.2 for ten hours straight. I was admitted to the hospital where I fucking work[ed], and was there for almost two days.

The DON* knew I was sick. The Administrator knew I was sick. They both came in to see how I was doing. Because...