Yes I'm aware my house is on the edge of a wood and looks a little run-down. Yes, I'm aware that is unusual.

But you'd think the chest-high fences and the huge fuck-off red signs with "Keep Out" written on them would be an indication THAT I DO NOT WANT YOU IN MY FUCKING GARDEN?!

Why the fuck aren't you allowed to hurt trespassers? Because I sure would love to. Even barbed wire and traps aren't legal! If someone gets hurt on your land they have a right to sue you even...