We somehow ended up with this on the computer, but never mind. It's the shittiest virus you could hope to catch. You can get rid of it by merely renaming the folder, restarting the computer and deleting it, and not a trace of it will be seen again.

In other news, for those who noticed, I have returned from my wonderful visit to Northumberland. For Christ's sake, go to Bamburgh castle. You'll love it.