'Kay, before I delve into the actual subject I figure I should update anyone who cares on that whole 'dude broke into my house and stole shit' incident.

I spoke to him the following saturday and he extruded this pathetic, brainless, armchair-freudian story that conflicted with itself and ultimately just exposed him as less 'insane in the membrane' and more 'manipulative, dumb scumbag'. He claimed he loved me, he did it to ruin our friendship and that he had no control over himself...