My mam asked me to go fetch her make up from the bedroom, so I did. Only problem is, I looked in the wrong draw and found a clitoral vibrator, at first thinking it was lipstick. I sound like a fucking prude, but my initial reaction was to hide under the stairs and break down. I've always thought of her as lovely, asexual mam. Now I have this terrifying image in my head, and it is fucking horrible.