Clickbait title yay also I had no idea how to name the post because this is literally a thing that just happened.

I was playing GTA Online right now and I heard someone knocking on my door. I thought it was the landlady coming to ask for money or something but it was actually two old ladies from a local church.

They wanted me to sign a petition against gay marriage. In a country that has no gay marriage. They're doing this just to show LGBT supporters here that the...