A few months ago I was shopping for some work clothes at Macy's when i realized that my bowels were about to explode. I make my way to the bathroom and find that there is a slightly disheveled looking man who is continuously removing the brown paper that you use to dry your hands from its dispenser. He was taking it and putting it on the floor of one of the stalls. I made my way into the adjacent stall and began taking care of business while he continued bringing more and more paper towel into his....