Just for a week! I’m going to Scotland with my Dad and his lady friend, driving up the west coast and down the east, camping and B&Bing. Along the way, we are going on a five-hour whale-watching boat trip, red squirrel spotting, and trying to get a look at the U.K.’s only wild wallaby colony. Maybe we’ll also spot bottlenose dolphins in Morray Firth, their most northerly home, and I want to see a pine martin, damnit.

Anyway, to Scotland! I doubt I’ll have anything more than...