In life, there are survivors, and there are retards. Sorry SJWs and PETA, but that's just the way it is. Today, at approximately 5:23 AM, I rose from my depths to find something...extraordinary .

Now mind you, my sleep cycle is actually really fucked now because of that flu I caught recently - I'm sleeping until like 5pm every day with like an hour before class starts. But that's besides the point --- I was getting my stupid loser-ass up for a quick dinner before bed, when I heard...