Kai says:
Loud noises frighten you.

William says:
They don't frighten me, they just make me shit myself.

Kai says:
So were you walking around with your nickers full of feces that one time you were startled during Oddtour?

William says:
No. I have the ability to suck it back in.

Kai says:
Gross.
Peter lost that ability some time ago
The only things his ass sucks in is cock