Last night, as I was lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for sleep to come, I saw neon lights flashing on the back of my eyelids. My mind was thinking about something else entirely, and then these lights appeared.

They started at the bottom and went upwards, one ‘sign’ at a time. One was such a bright red that when I opened my eyes I had that blur you get when you’ve looked at something too bright.

I assume I’m going to die soon.