I hate Halloween just because fucking 14-18 year olds can't go down to the store and buy their own god dam candy... shit heads...

Just a few minutes ago, a group of teenagers came to our house and started ringing the door bell 20X and banging the front door screaming; "GIVE US CANDY!!! WE KNOW YOUR HOME!!!" when we told them we were out, they kept ringing the door bell and banging on the door again.

Seriously, next year we're just going set out an empty bowl and...