"Hmmm... this looks like an interesting website"

"What is that image there? Why, it looks like the cover of a pornographic film"

"Gee, that looks painful. But the man on the cover seems to be enjoying himself"

"I'm not sure that's an entirely hygienic thing to do in a swimming pool.

"He looks strangely familiar"

"Wait a minute... that's Jason, who I used to be friends with back when I was in the USA, except now he's calling...