I have come to the conclusion that I am a magnet for people who are completely insane. They don't always have actual contact with me but they do always end up in the same room as me (typically the bathroom).

A couple weeks ago I took my daughter to see "The Tale of Despereaux". During the film I came to the realization that I would soon be shitting my pants if I didn't get myself to a restroom with the quickness. I go to the bathroom and enter the last stall. I spend a few minutes...