I lost a game of monopoly today. I'm a bit pissed of, because I didn't get to be the car.

A friend of ours visited with her daughter (hence the game of Monopoly). It was quite nice until she got to watch her DVD. It's hard to hold a conversation with people when Angelina fucking Ballerina is playing in the background, purely because my eyes are always drawn to the television despite what's on. It's difficult not to watch. Apparantly, my brother had the same problem.
We did, however,...