I come back here every so often, and this place has been so fuckin' dead.

Am I gonna add you wankers on Facebook or what? Or do you want to be so modern about things and want to add me on Snapchat instead? No?

Maybe you're such a fucking little shitebag that you want me on your tumblr instead?

Don't even mention Twitter, cockbell, I have NO clue how that shit even works.

Want to devolve yourself and add me on Instagram so you can see pics...