Tim asked me out on a lunch date yesterday, much to my massive surprise.

So today I go over to his shop and we ride over to a favorite place of his called the Full Belly Delly.

We order our sandwiches (he ordered first and happened to order the SAME exact thing I wanted, btw, and I'd never been to lunch before with him) and started some small talk.

I say, "So last night I found out that the house I've moved into must have been inhabited by a smoker."...