Nemo, not emo says:
I just had the LEAST pleasurable experience in my life.

Nemo, not emo says:
I just had the great honour

Nemo, not emo says:
Of watching

Nemo, not emo says:
A spider crawl onto my hair.

Nemo, not emo says:
Naturally, I spun around, spazzed my head around, and started punching myself in the head.

Nemo, not emo says:
Then, I ran into the bathroom, started up the shower,...