Emily's been overly kind and gone and bought a Robin Hood DVD that my nephew's been nattering for since we last took him to the Tales of Robin Hood museum (which is no longer about because of the recession) in 2004. My brother and I have often bought other DVDs that interested him, but avoided that one because we'd rather not suffer nightmares involving anthropomorphic foxes after hours a day being subjected to such things.

This doesn't sound as bad as it is. Believe me, it'll be on...