So I'm talking to Joe about cheating the system when I hear a buzzing behind me. I turn around to see a huge as fuck beetle rattling his wings on my newly vacuumed floor.

Logically, I attempt to drop a metal pole on it. It flips it over and Milo, curious as to why his bipedal compatriot is acting like such a poltroon romps over and attempts to gobble the little bugger himself. He decides he doesn't like it and gives me a "Put him out of his misery" look. I smush the thing with the...