Over the last 4 days I've had a reasonably bad headcold. I have produced enough mucus for a large family and have had the generally shit feeling that comes with colds like this.

My ears became very blocked on the plane trip back from England and have never quite returned to normal. This, in conjunction with a head cold, has caused my ears to become horribly pressurised with inner-ear fluid.

At the moment, it's 2:39 in the fucking morning and I can't sleep because of...