Because conversations with n00bs is a vital part of OWF life, dating back from a memorable conversation Dino once had with some girl of MSN...

I was playing an online game with a chatroom attachment. A guy with a number for a name came over and made the usual introductions, asking me how long I'd been playing, what rank I was and so on. Eventually he got around to asking my place of origin...

5672: Where you from?
Me: England
5672: Whats it like there?...