Hobo: (Link to photo)
Hobo: Belinda's ex's identical twin brother
Hobo: who used to be fairly good mates with me
Nate: OMG
Nate: I want
Nate: But only if I can get them both at once
Nate: Making out with each other
Hobo: Belinda's ex was a complete fucking fairy
Nate: Literally or metaphysically?
Hobo: Not literally
Hobo: he didn't have wings
Nate: Oh, good point
Nate: Literally using the alternative definition of