Any donors? I sat on mine for 26 hours straight and it's lost it's badonkadonkiness.

Well, I'm back from the land of assholes, thoroughly reminded of why I didn't like it there. The chinese food was a blessing though, and we stocked up on pastrami and pizza before we got the fuck outta there.

We visited the evil grandma, who seems to have had a huge helping of humble pie. It feels nice to trust her again.

My aunt seems to have lost her evil streak...