The stove blew up today.

There i was minding my own business, when suddenly i hear my mum walk into the kitchen, then i hear the words.

"I think we have a problem here".

Of course this aroused my concern, but it was nothing compared to the audiable "WHOOSH" that came later and dozens of swears coming from the kitchen. I go out, the kitchen is full. of. smoke (as is the hallway) and a damp teatowel lies on the grill pan alongside a few blackened sausages,...