I've been putting this blog off for ages, so I hope I can remember what I originally wanted to say.

So, I play the accordion. Not the massive one with a million and four buttons; I hope to some day but it's a big investment and I'd rather go with something a little less valuable first. So I've got a small one.

I apologise to any accordion boffins I may be offending if I get this wrong, but I believe there are three sizes - a minature one like mine with seven buttons,...