Okay so, last night I bought a bag of chips (fries, for you Americans), and ate most of that bitch up. I bought too much so couldn't finish them, so fired them in the bin.

This morning, threw a soda can in the bin. I looked at the remnants of my meal from the night before, only to discover it had become festered in maggots.

Makes me wonder: Did I fucking eat any of those damn eggs?