Enjoy vegetating inside whilst I bugger off to the Lake District for a week. I hope it's not too tiring. Oh, what fun I'll have hiking whilst you massage the blisters on your fingers from so much typing.

Desperately trying to rhyme aside, I'm letting you know that the forum is going to be a slightly emptier place for a week. If there's been a monkey's tea party when I return, consider me feeling left out.

In other news, my nephew's got into Monty Python, so to our relief,...