I need to stop giving my nephew kids' videos to shut him up. I recently gave him Dumbo, and now he keeps perstering me to play Casey Jr. on the piano for him. This is terrible. Maybe I should make him watch The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. That'll shut him up.

If it was anyone else, it'd be fine. It'd be more like "Oh, here's something I haven't seen in a long time, I'll watch it once with him, and he/she won't pester me any more, it may even be nice", but no, that little cretin has to...